I Need Help

OMG...It IS November first. I almost forgot. Whew! That was close. It is almost midnight too! I don't have a clue how I almost forgot. I am sitting amid a pile of candy wrapper litter and all the other remnants of Halloween. NaBloPoMo always comes directly after Halloween and left over candy always sustains me for at least a weeks worth of blogging and that alone should have clued me in.

It is hard to believe that a whole year has gone by. It is hard to believe that I survived. It is hard to believe that I did NaBloPoMo last year.This year is going to be a challenge. My life is pretty darned boring and for the most part uneventful. I would love my friends to help me by coming up with topics to write about. If I learned one thing last year it would be that I can get by with a little help from my friends...so...HELP ME. Feel free to give me a topic or a word or just anything to help me get going. PLEASE...I am begging you or else you are going to get blogs about dogs, cats and dreams.

For instance: I dreamt that I had become a rock star. You should have seen me on stage playing my instrument, the Jock-in-a-box...oops and HEY! They should make those....I meant to write: the Jack-in-a-box. Could I ever crank that box fast. The singer had a hard time keeping up. The crowd loved it. After that I dreamt that I could blow people up just by thinking of it. That my friends was very upsetting. I don't particularly want to blow people up. It was like when you really should not be laughing but because you should not, you do. Try not to think about what you should not think about. It is impossible. Needless to say, I blew a lot of people up. I know. I need help.