What are you thinking? Maybe there are no clients here for a reason? Ho, lady you may so regret this adventure! He said he could do my hair right now. Maybe I should take some time out and think about this. Ohhh...my hair is so awful. Anything would be an improvement. I said O.K. He led me to the sink. He put a towel around my neck and snapped the cape into place. So far so good! Seems to know what he is doing. I closed my eyes so as not to get soap in them. I let myself relax. He bent down. I could tell that he was getting awful close because I could feel his breath and I could feel the feathers from his braids tickle my forehead. What is he doing? He proceeded to lick my forehead and immediately after that started to give my forehead a massage using his chin! Whoooo! What the heck! What in the world is going on here. This is so wrong! Do something! Say something! Why in the world are you just sitting here! You are taking politness to a whole new level! Open you eyes woman! Open eyes now!I opened my eyes. Something gray, soft and furry loomed over my head. It purred. It had a wet nose. That is what happens when real life events intrude on your dreams. I was so relieved! I was very freaked out.
Italian Chin Masseuse.
14 comments:
oh my goodness! i laughed so loud when i read this.
i was wondering what kind of crazy place you went to!!!!!
too funny!
That was funny! It's so funny how dreams are related to what is going on around us even though we are asleep! Silly kitty.
Mine are still terrorists.
This was sooooo funny Christine!
And you want your hair changed so badly that you dream about it! ROFL!
You made my day!
Now you're scaring me.
Going gray ain't that bad.
Oh my gosh, it took me a minute to figure out it was a dream, I was thinking, what the heck, then I started laughing.
wow... i was getting angry, almost even ready to go hunt down these fabio hairdressers for assaulting my aunt.... that was hilarious...
Oh Chris, That was one of the funniest things I have read in a very long time. I literally laughed till I cried.
I was already thinking that they must have done something really extreme to your hair and that's why you weren't in church yesterday.
Thanks for the laugh!!!
I got suspicious when he began to lick your forehead! Great post Christine!
oh lady... you had me going there for a minute. i was already forming what i was going to say in my comment.
and then you had me laughing... out loud! =D
Ha! Excellent post! I love the kitty photo too!!!
Totally, 100% Hilarious! I was starting to think we were going to see a picture of you with purple hair and feathers sticking out. Then when the guy started licking your chin...I started laughing so hard. Great dream, though.
OMG!!! You SO had me going and hanging on every word :)
What an adorable Italian Chin Masseuse ;)
woman, you are too funny. I would be embarassed to tell you some of my dreams!
Kinky.
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