Monday, May 26, 2008

It's A Dogs Life

Reasons It Would Be Nice To Be A Dog

I would have nothing better to do than wait around until somebody fed me or played with me. If they seemed to be taking their time, all I would have to do is make sad eyes at them and then I would get my way.


If that didn't work I could always manage to get some treats from my young friends. They usually cooperate! I would simply hang around and enjoy the ambiance.

I would have time to watch the world go by...no stress...no worries. "Look a car! And another car. A bird! Where did it go? Car...kids, Hey, come here! Can we go swimming?"


I would still have a mission in life. What is better, than to make people happy. With a face like that...anybody would smile. I would have no enemies and everybody would like me. Even if I ate the bread off the counter that I was not supposed to eat, like I did today, I would be forgiven.

I would still share. "Here take it! You know that you want this bear. It is only a little crusty! Hey! A little slobber never hurt anyone. Come on..." At this point, I would act indignant and if that doesn't work maybe I would just chase my tail.

It would only take small things to amuse me. I wouldn't have to comb my own hair. I wouldn't get into trouble if I forgot to cover my nose when I sneezed and if somebody didn't like it I wouldn't even know. I would get ice cream occasionally. I would always get to lick the bowl. Yes...sounds like a good life to me!



11 comments:

jientje said...

That would be a good life indeed! I always say I'll be back as a cat in my next life! A very attractive cat, living in La Provence, and I would not do anything I don't want to do!
Not even posing for a picture if I don't feel like it! LOL!

Bientje said...

A very good life! The life of a dog or cat which is very loved!
I would like that yes! No stress, no hassles, just relax and enjoy!

Sandy C. said...

Oh man...those are the saddest puppy eyes I've ever seen! Indeed some dogs have it made :) Looks like yours has it pretty nice ;)

Becky said...

LOL. Nice pictures of the idiot.

(And Sandy, that dog does not have it nice. He has it frickin' glorious. He is spoiled beyond words.)

footsack said...

Yup! It's a dog's life for sure..especially your dog :)

Margaret said...

If I had to be a dog, I'd want to be yours. Absolutely pampered and pretty to boot.

The Invisible Mo said...

Great post! Sweet looking dog. My dog is not as spoiled as yours. I better not let her see this post.

Fluffy said...

I have a friend, Carol, who I always say, if there is such a thing as creation, I want to come back as one of her dogs. She spoon feeds them for crying out loud!

Jenni said...

The naps alone are reason enough!!

Fluffy said...

Now, if you want some new and unusual hairdo, throw caution to the wind and get your husband to cut your hair.

Crochetoholic said...

oh how I agree..to be a dog would be so nice.. :) are you ready for summer? And did you ever get my contest prize I sent you for the recipe box?

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